Literature
Let Me Tell You About My New Laptop
I had to get my laptop replaced. My new laptop. You see, the monitor just futzed out, for no particular reason. It just worked fine one second then it broke down. Just a black screen on bootup.
And let me tell you, HP's tech support are funny, funny people. Thirty minutes of hold music that sounded like it played in the elevators of hell, I got to speak to a fella named "Ricky" who spoke like Apu from The Simpsons, I got put on hold ten more minutes, then some guy with a voice like George Costanza with a hormone imbalance kept telling me to remove the battery on a laptop without removable battery packs.
So I took it to the store, got it e
